Bog Lord Graphic Tee

Bog Lord offers you the gift of muck. Do you:

Accept 🗵

Decline ☐

Good. Welcome to your new life in the bog. Things are soft here.

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This softstyle T-shirt will mock every other shirt in your wardrobe for even existing. Heads will turn (360 degrees, Exorcist-style) when you wear it. The void beckons, but you say "nay...not yet". 

• Comes with a ttearable label so you don't have to feel its edges graze your sweet, tender neck.

• Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton and certified by Oeko-Tex. Heather, Sport Grey and Antique colors are cotton-polyester blends, but they still feel as light as your final grip on reality.

• These are pre-shrunk, so they should fit true to size.

• Extra durable shoulders. No side seams. And a collar with ribbed (for your pleasure) knitting to prevent curling.